Sunday, July 24, 2011
It isn't too bad being a part of a duck
as long as you are lying on a sweet, golden bed of glistening luck
made from the runaway stars of faraway Kapauloekacc -
No, it isn't too bad being (in fact, do call me): Confit de Canard
-TheChinaMan
Labels: Baked Stars in a Light Gravy
Sunday, June 19, 2011
Parney and His Money
The boy Parney, he came to me one night and he said, "I'll give you two shillings to spend the night, lil missy, will you come?"
What! Does he think a two bob bit could get him me? Huh! What an uppity ol' fella, I can hear the coins jingling in his pocket and all he offers me is two shillings!
But he got me on a good night, all right. My baby's cold and there's not one drop of milk left. No bread. No honey. No nothing left to feed the two of us. Yes, I gave old boy Parney his night. Along with a couple of his boys. For more than two shillings. So don't go calling me a whore. I don't come that cheap.
-TheChinaMan
Labels: could we bed for more, please?
Sunday, June 12, 2011
When they said cherries were the sex, they were wrong.
The first time I laid eyes on you, there was only so much I could do to succumb to the urge to
:
grab you
twist you
hug you
fuck you
squeeze you
nip you
lick you
wreck you
please you
hold you
feel you
remember you
forget you
love you.
-TheChinaMan
Labels: love is murder (of my heart)
Friday, June 3, 2011
The Beast and its Feast
The beast howled, awakened with hunger.
Its nostrils flared with instinctive fury
The muscles on its back tensed and tightened,
Ready to pounce and attack.
It bared its teeth, gums naked to the eye
snarling and growling.
A feast was placed in front of its eyes
but it was dissatisfied with the service.
No red and white? No, no, that will not do.
Fury was in its eyes
It sprung towards its prey,
and just as the beast was ready to clamp shut its mouth,
the waiter came with her sauce and she was satisfied.
- ThePig
Monday, May 30, 2011
give me your finger, let me lead you
JUST ONE GLASS OF THIS AND: you will rocket into a psychedelic universe filled with other parallel universes where other parallel universal creatures with bright neon green heads and electric blue feet live and spiral whirl-al twirl-al you into an abyss of melody and colour and garish riotous fun and plunge you into the twinkling depths of black and blue.
Are you game?
-TheChinaMan
Labels: please play with me
Wednesday, May 25, 2011
i wouldnt, i wouldnt, you know -
even if you were nice
and gave me chocolate rice
stuffed with nuts and cut up chives
and bought me cups of ice
and scratched my head my head my full head of lice
and made me feel alive
and told me your name was Clive
and wrote me a poem so blithe
and
and
and.
i still wouldn't, you know.
i wouldn't.
- TheChinaMan
Labels: give me more lose me more
Saturday, May 14, 2011
if You were on the menu, I would order You all day.
They took your hair,
they took your rogue,
they took them all to the kitchen cook.
I tasted its flair,
I licked its skin bare,
I never knew the apples of your cheeks tasted so good.
-TheChinaMan
Labels: I could eat You all day
